Hey, I'm Pyris! I like fucking robots, apparently!
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(NOTE: I know I haven't been updating this blog much. I will update it every once in a while. But if you want to see updates from me more often, you can find me posting on my art blog!)
You’re an awful person the first prank was funny, this is sociopathic behavior, get it the fuck off my dash, unless her dad is the worst person in the world and I would like that context but still I fucking hate pranks
“Sociopathic”
Please take some time away from the Internet and go outside. Feel the sunshine. Breathe. Loosen your sphincter and allow the stick to release. Find your center.
Hey, i’m giving you guys a quick heads up, but I’m not sure if I’ll be staying on this website after the 16th. I know I’m not a nsfw blog, but with the state Tumblr is in now, I don’t think things’ll get better here. On top of that, a lot of my followers are nsfw blogs, (funnily enough) so I’m guessing that a lot of my followers are gonna get purged. :(
But hey, feel free to follow me on Twitter
If this site is barren on the 16th or sometime after, (And assuming I’m not on the staff’s purge list already) I’ll keep the blog up for you guys to look at, but I’ll definitely try to be more active on Twitter.
(Or if I finally get that RP blog going, you can find me at @cricketmother! The blog is blank so I’m positive it’s not gonna face Staff’s wrath.)
If anyone else is curious about any social media platforms that I’m on, feel free to hmu
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.
Roe v. Wade — the landmark Supreme Court case establishing access to abortion as a constitutional right — has been settled law for over 40 years, yet remains under constant attack. With President Donald Trump in office, we face potentially the greatest threat to reproductive rights in more than a generation. The Center for Reproductive Rights updated our 2007 report, What If Roe Fell?, in order to answer the question on everyone’s mind on the 45th anniversary of Roe: what will happen if Roe were toppled in your state, the day after?
If you can hear them through the wall, then they can hear you too! Turn this baby all the way up and ruin their night the way they have ruined so many of yours. Assholes.
🍆 The Lonely Goatherd / The Sound of Music 🍆 Party Rock Anthem / The Chipmunks 🍆 What’s New Pussycat? / Tom Jones 🍆 Cotton Eye Joe / Rednex 🍆 There’s No One Quite Like Grandma / St. Winifred’s School Choir 🍆 Priests of Sodom / Cannibal Corpse 🍆 Popozão (A Cappella) / Kevin Federline 🍆 Gary, Indiana / The Music Man 🍆 The Hampster Dance Song 🍆 Stars and Stripes Forever / John Philip Sousa 🍆 What Does The Fox Say? / Kidz Bop 🍆 Achy Breaky Heart / Billy Ray Cyrus 🍆 The Anvil Chorus from “Il Trovatore” 🍆 Macarena (Bayside Boys Remix) / Los Del Rio 🍆 Prologue (Tradition) / Fiddler on the Roof 🍆 William Tell Overture 🍆 All By Myself / Céline Dion 🍆 It’s a Small World 🍆 I Just Had Sex / Lonely Island
What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?
I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff.
Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other.
Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others.
People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me.
Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.
